So, next week we’re going to see how far can we make one chicken go! There’s definitely something satisfying about economizing. It’s sort of bracing and clarifying — like facial toner for your life. And I like having occasion to use the word “thrift.” It’s a great word, almost onomatopoeic — the sound of a belt tightened, a coupon clipped. Apparently, it’s not just me.
Here’s the rabbit blog after facing the prospect of a bean-driven diet:
And you know what else? Being a sad little recipe and coupon clipper feels sort of invigorating and honorable when our once-great nation is falling on its face and we’re about to slide into a recession. Hard Times, got a pocket, all in change! It puts a kick in my step, somehow, throwing all my goddamn pennies into the change machine and coming away with $32. I like knowing that I can’t afford to move and I can’t afford to quit my job and I can’t afford to think about the boundless possibilities that the universe has to offer, I can only afford to wash my own stupid floors and eat leftovers and lose weight so the clothes I already own don’t look like shit on me.
I keep thinking of Mildred Pierce, the Depression-era heroine in James M. Cain’s masterwork of hard-boiled domestic fiction.
So she walked down to the gas company office and paid the bill, carefully saving the receipt. Then she counted her money and stopped by a market, where she bought a chicken, a quarter pound of hotdogs, some vegetables and a quart of milk. The chicken, first baked, then creamed, then made into croquettes, would provision her over the weekend. The hotdogs were a luxury.
When her husband leaves her for a large-breasted woman who doesn’t wear a bra, Mildred struggles to support her two daughters (one of whom is a total bitch and a half — the one Mildred masochistically lives to please, of course). Too vulnerable to be cold-hearted, Mildred is however, quite canny and tough-minded. Like when she reluctantly compels herself to seduce a “fat blob” named Wally, a task she thinks might require some Scotch:
But as she twisted her head to keep her mouth from meeting his, it flitted through her mind that if she didn’t have to open the Scotch, she might be able to get six dollars for it somewhere.
Throughout, Cain logs these budgetary, possibly banal details and somehow it doesn’t feel like bookkeeping. In fact, it starts to feel menacing – in an excellent noir way. Mildred Pierce is a crime novel with no prosecutable crime, just massive amounts of betrayal. Hello, Bush Administration!
Okay, gotta go hoard some Splenda packets.